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Things You Should Know
- If you want to let your crush know you like them, tell jokes that give them a compliment or ask them out in a fun way.
- If you just started dating, keep your jokes light-hearted, but don’t be afraid to spice up the romance. Let your partner know that you’re falling for them.
- If you’ve been with someone for a while, use knock-knock jokes that remind them how much you love them and want to be with them.
Steps
Section 1 of 4:
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes for Your Crush
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Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your number.[1]
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11Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
I Sherwood love to go out with you. -
12Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you want to go on a date with me?
Section 2 of 4:
Cute Knock Knock Jokes for a New Couple
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11Knock knock?
Who’s there?
32.
32 who?
Talk 32 me! -
12Knock knock?
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me. -
13Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police come over tonight.
Section 3 of 4:
Sweet Knock Knock Jokes for a Long-Term Relationship
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Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I can’t get you out of my head.[3]
X
Research source
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11Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy us together forever. -
12Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you want to spend our lives together? -
13Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Marry me!
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Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world could keep us apart.[4]
X
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9Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Yore.
Yore who?
Yore my soulmate. -
10Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you, babe! -
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12Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be happy together for the rest of our lives.
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