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16 Geeky Garden Gnomes That Will Bring Down Your Property Value

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16 Geeky Garden Gnomes That Will Bring Down Your Property Value

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Garden gnomes are whimsical front yard friends with a rich and storied history that reaches back through the centuries(Opens in a new window). These inanimate
garden imps are the first things that greet visitors to your humble abode and—if they make themselves apparent enough—will probably define how all your
neighbors think about you.

Your choice of gnome in an important one and it reflects greatly upon you as a person. Remember that.

So, what are you to do if your tastes lean towards the geeky/sci-fi side of the spectrum? A traditional happy little gnome gallivanting through the flowers
is probably not the image you wish to convey to passersby. Fortunately, you have options! And thanks to the Internet, a front yard artisan with similar
leanings is only a few clicks away.

Unlike isolated geeks of decades past, you will be able to purchase little front yard rascals that celebrate your love of superheroes, sci-fi, monster
movies, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, or just about any other cherished franchise you can think of.

A geeky garden gnome allows you to figuratively declare to the entire neighborhood “HEAR ME WORLD, I LOVE THESE GEEKY THINGS, AND MY GARDEN IS MY VOICE!”

We assume that these expressions of fandom will only increase the value of your house and those of your neighbors. Who wouldn’t want to live next to the
person with an unnecessarily faithful gnome re-creation of a scene from the original Star Trek? We would!

Click through our slideshow of geeky gnomes to see how other people have endeared themselves to their neighbors—and to the world.

1. Gorn Versus Kirk

Gorn Versus Kirk

Nearly a half century ago (yup, you’re getting super old(Opens in a new window)), the world sat captivated as Captain Kirk went to battle against lizard alien, Gorn. And now you can relive that classic battle(Opens in a new window) in Gnome form.

2. Workers of the Garden Unite

Workers of the Garden Unite

Be the topic of conversation in your neighborhood with this(Opens in a new window) Karl Marx gnome.

3. Zombie Garden Gnome

Zombie Garden Gnome

Gnomes are theoretically humanoid, so it stands to reason that the zombie virus would also transform them(Opens in a new window) into the un-dead.

4. Survivor Gnome

Survivor Gnome

Because you can’t have a zombie gnome apocalypse without a lone survivor(Opens in a new window) fighting for our species existence.

5. A Jar Full of Gnome Skulls

A Jar Full of Gnome Skulls

This(Opens in a new window) will help you meet new and interesting people in your neighborhood.

6. Gardenzilla

Gardenzilla

7. Kiss Army Gnome

Kiss Army Gnome

Detroit rock garden. This Makezine tutorial(Opens in a new window) can help you make your own.

8. Ninja Gnome

Ninja Gnome

Raccoons will never see him(Opens in a new window) coming.

9. Dead Red Shirt

Dead Red Shirt

What better way to show off your appreciation of Trek than a knowing fan nod(Opens in a new window) to the characters who never last long.

10. Nosferatu Gnome

Nosferatu Gnome

This gnome(Opens in a new window) wants to suck your garden’s blood.

11. Winter Is Coming

Winter Is Coming

And all gnomes are on notice(Opens in a new window).

12. Faster Than a Speeding Garden

Faster Than a Speeding Garden

Watch out, Gnome Joker. Instructables(Opens in a new window) has the details.

13. The Amazing Spider-Gnome

The Amazing Spider-Gnome

14. Moon Over the Garden

Moon Over the Garden

The perfect addition(Opens in a new window) to any classy garden.

15. Demon Gnomes

Demon Gnomes

16. Gnome?

Gnome?

Your guess is as good as ours on this one(Opens in a new window).

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